3-21 bout flyer FINAL


Join the CoMo Derby Dames as they take on the Mo-Kan Roller Girlz out of Joplin, MO.

Doors open at 5:30pm and the bout starts at 6:30pm. Tickets are $8 in advance or at Maude Vintage Clothing & Costumes in CoMo. Tickets are $10 at the door, and kids 10 and under get in for free!

VIP Parking Passes to park at the venue will be available for purchase through Brown Paper Tickets http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1365490

Free Parking is available at the Boone Clinic (401 Keene Street). MoX will be providing a free shuttle from the lot to the game.

Don’t forget to bring a chair for an up close view of all the action on the floor – and a jacket to keep cozy! And while you’re there, make sure to grab a snack from Ozark Mountain Biscuit Co. then join your favorite roller girls after the bout at the Tiger Club for more fun times!

CoMo Derby Dame All Stars vs Mo-Kan Roller Girls


The CoMo Derby Dames would like to formally thank everyone who donated to our Indiegogo campaign. Thank each and every one of you for your contribution, you brought us home and it’s amazing.

Abbey Riley
Althea Harris
Amanda Moffitt
Amber Bradshaw
Amberly Schulz
Amy Meier
Andrea J. Maelane
Angela Hemwall
Anne Mysenburg
April Klug
April R Bass
Atkins, Inc.
Audra Sergel
Audrey Mcfadden
Ben Hall
Bill McKelvey
Blondie Knocks
Bob Siebert
Calla Booty
Carmen Price
Carol Roach
Central Missouri Mens Roller Derby
Chelsea Robinson
Cherise Barse
Christina Penn
Claire Major
Clarissa Starbuck
Courtney Sommer
Crystal holl
Deven LaVere
Donna Goehl
Dwayne Browning
Erin Farnsworth
Erin Hoover
Evan Hoover
Faydre McGennis
Fred Williams
Glass City Rollers
Greg Jungclaus
Heather Reimer
Jaime Baby’s Booty Boutique
Jamie Kleinsorge
Jason Evans
Jason Vipond
Jennifer McKinney
Jersey Gore
Jessica Black
Jessica Hawk
John Coleman
John Kilhoffer
John Mathews
Josie Zimmermann
Karen O’Connor
Katie Jenkins
Katy Raymon
Kay Libbus
Kelly Hawk
Kelly Mescher
Kirstin Steitz
Kris Welschmeyer
L on Wheels
Larry & Kay Libbus
Lev & Linda Reynolds
Linda Chatham
Lisa Nichols
Maimy Fisher
Matt Boehner
Matt Sizemore
Megan Cates
Melainia McClain
Melon Baller
Michael Gerhardt
Michelle Lambert
Miriam Hankins
Morgan Swartz
Mr. Mantis
Nathan Butler
Phyllis Hawk
Rachel Kelley
Rachel Schneider
Randall Durk
Rebecca Haggan
Rebel Scum
Rena Crane
Sarah Chappelow
Scott Wilson
Sharon Jones
Sharon Knobbe
Sharon Wulff-Naylor
Sheila Ryan
Steve Dixon
Taylor Pickering
Zach Rubin

Featured Dame: Kastastroffie


Why did you get involved in roller derby?

I wanted to do something different and exciting and wanted to be part of a team.

Who is your derby crush and what do you find so entrancing about them?

My derby crush is Adamphetamine, because he has fancy feet and he’s freaking hilarious.

What gear do you swear by?

I freaking love my S1 helmet.

How did you get your derby name?

It was a process, but I read catastrophe in a book I was reading. It was a light bulb moment.

Do you have a pre-bout ritual or good luck charm?

I paint my fingernails to my team’s colors. I have huge pride for my team. :)

What is your alter ego when you are not on the flat track?

Hmmmm. Not entirely for sure. I’m a lover not a fighter, even though you wouldn’t think so when I hit my opponents around on the track.

Derby DOB:

0ctober 2011

Position: jammer/blocker


Springfield Roller Girls, Brass Knuckle Betties, and COMO Derby Dames <3

Featured Dame: L on Wheels


Why did you get involved in roller derby?

I saw the movie “Whip It” years ago and it made roller derby look fun and tough at the same time. I remember thinking about how it would be great to participate in the sport but I didn’t pursue it. Then in December of ’12 my server, who turned out to be “Plain White Tease”, told me about the CoMo Derby Dames. Two weeks later I went to my first practice and I have been hooked since then. It is so much fun and a huge challenge for me so that keeps me going back for more. I can’t wait to be a force on the track one day.

Who is your derby crush and what do you find so entrancing about them?

Suzy Hotrod, who plays for Gotham, is pretty awesome. She is everything that I hope to be.  She is beautiful, tough on the track, smart, and she seems very nice. I took a class from her at Rollercon, the international roller derby conference in Las Vegas and she is a great teacher as well.

What gear do you swear by?

Since I am a dental hygienist then of course I swear by my protective mouth guard. My teeth are very important to me.

How did you get your derby name?

My husband thought of my derby name “L on Wheels”. It turns out that years ago when I turned 16 my dad had said I would be hell on wheels, he was referring to my driving but it is super appropriate for derby. Give me more time to improve and one day I really will be hell on wheels on the track

Do you have a pre-bout ritual or good luck charm?

Not yet, maybe that is my problem HA, HA. I mainly try to eat healthy the days before the bout and get plenty of sleep. I hope to find an outlet for my pre-bout nerves. You can never go wrong with drinking plenty of water the day of the bout which helps with the after party hangover the next day as well.

What is your alter ego when you are not on the flat track?

I’m a home nerd. I love planting, playing in the dirt, composting, cleaning and most home projects. Especially when I get to use my reciprocal saw, power drill, and jig saw.

Derby DOB: My first beginners practice was 1/7/13 and my first bout was 7/13/13.

Position: Blocker

Home Team: Astronaughties

Fund the Floor: Put CoMo Back in Derby Dames!

Indie Go Go

The Dames have the chance to come back to Columbia – for good! We have the building, fans, drive, and determination…we just need a floor.

To purchase hardboard flooring, plywood under-flooring, storage space rental, sound equipment, and seating options, we need to raise $10,000 by December 2014. We have a ton of uniquely COMO Derby Dames swag to reward you with for supporting the Dames. Anything from a high five to a custom taxidermied domestic animal, we’ve got you covered. All contributions received will still be used to bring the Dames back to COMO. We are motivated to make a COMO homecoming, and while we hope our triumphant return will be for the 2015 season, we understand that fundraising can be challenging. We vow to keep chipping away at our $10,000 goal until we can come home. Check out our Indie Go Go site and donate today!